Celtic 2 Boxford 2

Dougie V is a happy guy. He is on all sorts of meds for any number of conditions that are quite unique to him and one other guy who lives in Borneo. Scientists believe that they may both have been bitten by the same pangolin. Why is Doug happy you ask? Answer ... nobody knows, but I can tell you this ... I'll have whatever he's having! This is a picture of Doug at the conclusion of a 2-2 tie. I am gonna try and get a picture of him after we thrash someone and after we get beaten but I bet you won't be able to tell the difference. You may have to wait a while for a the picture of Doug after a loss because we remain unbeaten this season.

I could not play today on account of a dodgy leg from last week so I watched from the sideline and joked around with Gedwood the northern bastard. I wore my new jacket which is really warm and comfortable and I was quite upset that Ged refused to feel the soft lining ... I offered like three times but he wouldn't feel it which I think is very bad manners. They say that the farther north you go in England, the friendlier the people get but they also say that northerners hate southerners!

I did make some astute observations about the game from the sideline. The first observation was that we played badly in the first half and quite well in the second half. I know, I know ... there I go again with that overly technical analysis. We really should have won the game and very nearly did when a well struck ball hit the post with less than ten minutes to go. Taso scored the first goal but I missed it so I will assume that it was identical to the one that Antonio scored yesterday against Citeh. The second goal was scored by Cain and I did not really see how that one went in so I'm gonna suggest that it was just like the one that Lanzini scored last week against Spurs.

After the game JB served meatballs. His wife made the meatballs. JB got up at 4am to make his 3rd nocturnal tinkle and turn on the crock pot. Someone said that the meatballs had some zing to them but I am sure that he was clear headed enough to pee in the loo!  

Apparently McDonald Trump had a rally in Omaha and his supporters were all frozen and stranded for hours. He told them that the buses were rounding the turn.