Kate did it again ... lasagne, sausage, meatballs, breaded chicken, salad, cookies ... an amazing Italian feast. Apparently Yiannis Moorhen is in charge of pounding the chicken cutlets before they are breaded but apart from this he is just around to keep Kate properly hydrated with chianti while she cooks. He spends most afternoons sleeping off these enormous Italian lunches which he does whilst snoring and farting in perfect unison on the couch while British baking shows are playing on the TV. Yiannis eats leftovers all week and his leftovers are better than most folks first-overs. The other punters in his office spend most of their time trying to figure out how much of his brown bag lunches they can syphon off without getting noticed ... of course they are lawyers so their natural inclination to take 90% is a dead giveaway!
As for the match, here is the poop. We played the over 40's in a friendly and thrashed them to a 2-2 tie and Taso got a hat trick. This is the storyline that we agreed to stick to. One thing is for sure ... we gave them a thing or two to think about and we kept it reasonably tight at the back. George (the life, the legend and the something else he asked me to include) was as solid as a rock. With George at the back, Andy was released a few times to surge forward and put the cat amongst the pigeons and the fox in the hen house.
Rob was especially mean to me on account of the fact that he passed me the ball and I tried to cross it. Apparently I was supposed to pass it back to Rob ... like I'm a bloody mind reader! To be fair he was yelling something like "give it back to me you Limey bastard!" Well let me tell you ... I curled up into the fetal position and cried myself to sleep on Sunday night. My Iranian therapist Doctor Gofuk Yerseff tried to talk me down but the electrodes kept slipping off my nipples so he just kept slapping me and telling me to pull myself together.
Taso kept his shirt on for at least half of the game and gently urged his teammates to keep battling. By "gentle urging" I mean screaming at us like a madman! Talking of mad men ... Trump defends lawsuits stating that "nobody knows more about fraud than me!" He has also sued the entire state of Minnesota and told every citizen of that state to lawyer up. Oh and Bill Barr tested negative for integrity. Dougie Vee, despite being in Florida, had a solid game today and made any number of "no look" passes and clipped a couple off the bar. Gedwood the northern bastard showed up and made any number of helpful comments from the sideline ... "lay it off" ... "or do that". Captain Flicky had a perfect opportunity to back flick a pass and did not take it ... we are all worried and he is undergoing tests. Cain had to shoot off early for a shagging appointment with a cocktail waitress that he met during the half time interval. He had to be quick because he had a female plumber coming over to clean out his pipes shortly thereafter. Jan conducted a raffle and the prize was ten minutes in the shower with Cain. Oh ... one more thing ... Trump is seeking to overturn Obama's 2008 election even though he won by about 9 million votes.
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