Loads of our chaps were down in Myrtle Beach for the Long Haddock's annual golf fest. Nevertheless we showed up ready to play and so did they ... or so we thought? The ref did not show up so Yiannis Moorhen volunteered to officiate and both teams accepted that the game would count. Play started and it was a fairly even encounter until somewhere around minute 35 when there was a clash of melons. Paschal the international man of mystery collided with Keith Nichols from Andover and Keith came down hard and started bleeding profusely from the temple. The game stopped and an ambulance was called. Keith appeared to need stitches and was badly bruised. Paschal seemed to be fine although some were concerned that he was cackling like a crazy man ... however someone pointed out that was his normal laugh.
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The Borquemeister showed up! |
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| Sam seducing Dimo. |
At this point everything went weird. Andover downed tools and called an end to the game and then a protracted negotiation ensued. I won't bore you with the details but they wanted a 0-0 tie to be the result and we wanted a replay. Captain Flicky came back from Myrtle and went to work on brokering a deal and we replay the match on Tuesday ... Captain Flicky strategic mastermind and ... master negotiator.
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