Celtic travel to the outer Hebrides

We crossed the international date line and the arctic circle to play Nashua and we gave them a damned good spanking. The final score was 6-1 and they are going down. We, on the other hand, are not going down ... we're going up. Four goals from Caino, one from Rob and one from Captain Flicky. It was a goal fest. Crapoli beat Stoneham and we are firmly in second place with a good chance of making the play offs and a decent shot at the title. Winning the title could come down to the final game of the season against Crapoli and it could all be about card points because they are on nine points already. The Irish chaps on the team have already figured out the strategery ... we sacrifice a player to start a punch up in minute two after kick off that will draw cards for both teams but give us the top spot in the table ... and then we simply play for the tie. This strategy is known as "clear thinking" and not the "dirty football" that you might otherwise have concluded.