This was the big one. We spanked Peabody four nil and Willberforce McCarthy bagged a hat trick! Mad Will scored three goals ... one with his melon in the first half and two with his left peg in the second and let me tell you ... he slotted those balls into the back of the old onion bag with a coolness that was a sight to behold. My goal was from a perfect through ball that fell invitingly and beckoned me to smash it .. which I did.
More important than the goals was the general state of play. Our passes were crisp and accurate. We had the lions share of the possession and were never troubled by the Pea Brains. My theory on all of this is because it was Andy's first game back. With the A man back at sweeper we could put all of the chess pieces back in the correct positions. Rob and Leslie were positioned in front of the back three and so on an so forth. Everyone played well including Moorman who wasn't even there.
Will prepared a feast of a lunch ... mac and cheese and pulled pork sliders ... it really was Will's day. The only blot on our copy book was in the card department. Silvio got the first for lobbing the ball away but it was all a big misunderstanding and he is absolved of the crime. Paschal the international man of mystery committed a cardable offense by booting the ball away and this was a moment of sheer madness. He has agreed to be publicly stoneed before the next game in the center circle by the entire team.
Prediction ... we will beat Crappoli!
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